Monday Night Raw Recap:: Jerry Springer, Golddust, Randy Orton, and more.

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I wish you could see the twinkle in my eye during the steel cage match. For afeud a bit past its prime, Bray Wyatt and Chris Jericho put on a good show. You should check it out. I know WWE wants to trick me into paying attention to them for two more weeks til Night of Champions. Well it worked. Jericho brought us back to "HOLY SHIT" chants. Neither a busted open forehead or a wrapped knee could stop him from flying off the top of the cage. That was all just the opening match. 

This past week made me realize I'd take a Knockout's match over a Diva's match no matter the girls. But as far as WWE vs TNA story telling, Jerry Springer proved WWE knows what people want to watch. When I can get someone to sit through an entire episode of Raw, that's not a wrestling fan, it's going to be a good night. Jerry tried to mediate an intervention between the Bella twins. We hear from their parents. Even their brother is backstage. Everyone blames Nikki. The girls attack each other, bringing down Jerry Springer. He's carried off on a stretcher. 

I thoroughly enjoy every second of this Goldust/Stardust thing. Weird sells and this is so weird. Goldust looks fantastic. I hope it lasts. Fuck the Usos. You know what else is really weird? John Cenaspends more time with Paul Heymanthan Brock Lesnar does. Let that sink in.

Crazy Randy Orton is my favorite Randy Orton. It's not your day, Reigns, next week doesn't look good either. Seth Rollins looks mighty fine standing next to Orton, though. Better watch out. Those boys look destructive. 

-Loveblump