Mrs. CM Punk Retirement and Raw Recap

After months of rumors, WWE has announced AJ Lee's retirement from in ring competition just five days after Wrestlemania. We can only speculate the million reasons why she would want to leave. My money is on a baby. You can't be taking hits with a bun in the oven. 

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Leaving on top is the best way to make return in ten years when she gets tired of those little brats. AJ did great things for the Diva's division and I am sad to see her go. Here's to hoping there's another Diva out there that can fill her boots. 

On Raw this week Orton defeats Kane, Roman Reigns, AND Ryback to become the Number 1 contender for the Heavy Weight Championship. Rollins comes in and delivers a Curb Stomp laying Orton out after his win. Doesn't he remember getting his ass kicked just two weeks ago. They never learn. That Curb Stomp will come back to bite him in the ass.

The Authority's feud with Randy Orton will get old fast and The Viper will be off working on another movie in no time. I wouldn't mind watching a little more Rollins vs Neville. The inaugural NXT Champion agaisnt the longest reigning Champion. Bring up Zayns and Owens and we can have a party! 

-Loveblump

Rollins' Penis Steals the Show! Pic *NSFW* Inside!

It's O.K. Seth, we know the road gets lonely, but next time maybe you should leave your face out of the shot. A nude photo of NXT Diva Zahra was posted to Seth Rollins' Instagram account shortly before his ex-fiancé tweeted a few of his infamous man meat. With tweets like "Zaharah?" and "I definitely did HAHAHAHA" we can assume all posts were made by @Leighlaschultz, herself. Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned. 

Meanwhile back on Raw, Roman Reigns turns after a confrontation with Bryan during their tag team match. A little push and shove now Reigns is a heel? Barely, but thats what they want us to think. As cheesy as that Sting promo was I liked it a lot. It was like a bad horror movie, creepy and weird. I loved the fake Sting in the ring popping up to scare Triple H. In my opinion he could't have sold it any better. 

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Lots of filler leading up to Fast Lane, but what did you expect. If Bray Wyatt's tease doesn't pan out to an Undertaker match at Mania I will seriously loose my mind. The only other options they have is to keep Sting going and have an old man match between the two. Not much of anything else happened besides the same matches we've been watching for the last 2 weeks. 

-Loveblump