Mrs. CM Punk Retirement and Raw Recap

After months of rumors, WWE has announced AJ Lee's retirement from in ring competition just five days after Wrestlemania. We can only speculate the million reasons why she would want to leave. My money is on a baby. You can't be taking hits with a bun in the oven. 

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Leaving on top is the best way to make return in ten years when she gets tired of those little brats. AJ did great things for the Diva's division and I am sad to see her go. Here's to hoping there's another Diva out there that can fill her boots. 

On Raw this week Orton defeats Kane, Roman Reigns, AND Ryback to become the Number 1 contender for the Heavy Weight Championship. Rollins comes in and delivers a Curb Stomp laying Orton out after his win. Doesn't he remember getting his ass kicked just two weeks ago. They never learn. That Curb Stomp will come back to bite him in the ass.

The Authority's feud with Randy Orton will get old fast and The Viper will be off working on another movie in no time. I wouldn't mind watching a little more Rollins vs Neville. The inaugural NXT Champion agaisnt the longest reigning Champion. Bring up Zayns and Owens and we can have a party! 

-Loveblump

WWE Monday Night Raw: The Announcement and Stone Cold Podcast

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Hunter and Stephanie come out to open the show with an announcement about the Wrestlemania title match. It's revealed that the winner of tonight's main event will compete for a shot at Brock. Later in the evening, Daniel Bryan pins Seth Rollins with help from Reigns. Smart move. While Bryan is a strong competitor, he plays fair. Reigns won't have to worry about The Authority interfering at FastLane. 

After Raw, "Stone Cold" Steve Austin sat down with Triple H for a long awaited interview. After they get past the boring stuff, Austin hits him with the real questions. Should Chyna go into the HOF? Hunter answers, "Does she deserve to...absolutely!" YES! If you ask me, Chyna's adult film career just makes her a bigger asset to WWE. I never got into the Divas like I did Chyna. She was a "real" wrestler, winning the "real" belts, not a pretty face and fake tits. It's sad that young girls don't have a female to look up to that can get in the ring and beat the boys. Granted, the fact that Chyna is now an escort should be kept a secret. If I ever have a daughter I'd much rather have her idolize someone like Chyna than any of the bimbos on Total Divas. 

Austin also brought up CM Punk which Hunter responds with "Never say never" and that he's not holding a grudge. HHH has nothing but nice things to say about everyone thrown at him. From DX to NXT, Michael Hayes, Lesnar and Heyman, Scott Hall, Eddie Guerrero, Owen Hart, even Taker. It was a great interview. #StoneColdPodcast is trending for a reason.  

-Loveblump

WWE Monday Night Raw Recap; Monday September 29th, 2014

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Monday night Raw was live from Chicago. Home of my favorite wrestlers, CM PUNK and Colt Cabana. As much as I loved the PUNK chants, seeing the people from OneHourTees with the giant Colt Cabana head ringside made my night. It was almost as good as the real thing. 

There's not much I can complain about this week. It was a solid show full of some of the best one liners I've ever heard on Raw. "You wouldn't understand cause you're ugly!" from the The Miz has to be my favorite. The Big Show screaming at Rusev, "WE DON'TSPEAK RUSSIAN!" and Goldust with "Science-fact" are a close second. 

Hulk Hogan made a special appearance for breast cancer awareness. I'm glad they're putting him on TV. He deserves to make back some of the money he lost to his cunt of an ex-wife. Bring him on every week! Better yet, throw out JBL and make Hogan a permanent commentator, Brother. 

Why is everyone complaining about Orton vs Cena? First off, its Cena and Ambrose vs Orton and Rollings. Secondly, this is fucking amazing! Never in a million years would I have thought I'd see Cena get curb stomped! They're really beating the shit of this guy. Brock had his chance now it's time for The Authority to finish him. Highly unlikely but it's worth a shot. 

-Loveblump

Twitter: @LoveBlump

WWE & TNA RECAP: T.G.I.F. with Matt Dawgs; Week In Review

WWE NEWS AND NOTES:

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- Panic is going to start settling in soon as WWE announced on Saturday that Roman Reigns had to undergo emergency surgery to repair a hernia and will be out of action for a few months. This is NOT something they want right now but it could be for the better being that Daniel Bryan is injured and now Reigns with both CM Punk and Chris Jericho gone it will force WWE to elevate others when they normally wouldn’t have. Reigns injury is someone else’s gain; likely Dean Ambrose’s.
- Seth Rollins at the PPV was in classic heel 101 mode by saying that “Emergency surgery is no excuse for missing a match” to Roman Reigns was SOLID GOLD.

- Another big week for WWE has passed as they presented their “Night of Champions PPV” on Sunday and RAW on Monday that saw a change in direction from where they were heading a few weeks ago. For some unknown reason, Vince McMahon decided that at 6:40 pm ET, approximately an hour and 20 minutes before showtime that he wanted ALL OF RAW re-written. A lot of what you saw on RAW was also being written and changed while the show was on the air. WOW. 

- RAW’s OPENING SEGMENT was a throwback to “Stone Cold” Steve Austin days when Austin would just go nuts and do things. Ambrose holding the show hostage was actually something Austin first did which included him sitting in the ring drinking beers while waiting for Vince McMahon to come out. Good stuff. 

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by: Matt Dawgs

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Night Of Champions and Monday Night Raw Recap

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Brock Lesnar sucks and when he wrestles Cena again at next months PPV he's still going to suck. I'm glad he got curb stomped. It makes me like Seth Rollins so much more. Seeing he's everywhere, that's not a bad thing. Lesnar's lack of passion really bothers me. Even when Punk hated WWE he was still passionate about wrestling. I don't get Brock. SEND HIM BACK! Sunday night also marked the start of the Dust Bros. reign. Deserving of the tag team title, they wear heel well. 

As for Raw, any night i get to see the Miz's ass crack is a good night. While we're on the subject of ass, Seth Rollins butt in those leather pants. Omg, swoon. The athlete's clothes have been catching my attention a lot lately. Any one notice that Kane wears dress slacks?

Lunatic Dean Ambrose makes for exciting wrestling. He's bat shit crazy and I like it. Coming out of the box during the main event was hysterical . Who came up with that! The weirdos earned the spotlight. Let them shine! John Cena/Dean Ambrose vs. Rollins/Orton/Kane is just what I needed. Milk it for as long as you can, WWE. Long time rivalries all the way around will create some good story lines. Let's see what happens next week. 

PS. I did not like that jab at Dusty Rhodes the announcers made. Oldust is not funny.

-Loveblump

WWE BattleGround Pay-Per-View, TONIGHT!

Recently stepping up their Pay-Per-View game, I was pleasantly surprised with the WWE match card for Battleground tonight in Tampa. Predictable matches tend to render unpredictable results. Tonight's main event may seem like a shoe in for John Cena. Though I'm rooting for Kane, its been too long since he held the title, my money is on Reigns. The Battle Royal may be full of talent(and huge butts!) I'm going with the charismatic Dolph Ziggler. I mean really, look at that face. Bray Wyatt will defeat Jericho who is fresh off his recent tour with Fozzy. Swagger's switch to baby face will give him the win over Rusev. Seeing as I'm a sucker for beards, I would love for the Tag Team belt to go home with what's left of the Wyatt stable. I'm almost certain Dean Ambrose will triumph. Expect his feud with Rollins to last. WWE is not stupid enough to let their new "anti-hero" slip through their fingers. 

The Diva's division is flourishing. For the first time ever, 2 Pay-Per-Views, in a row, have held 2 diva matches! If you watch Total Divas you shouldn't be surprised by the split of The Funkadactyls. Though only a pre-show match, this feud has strong roots and shouldn't be skipped. I'm cheering for Naomi. Paige may seem like the rebel outcast but at least she isn't making out with the entire roster. Yes, I'm still bitter about the kiss that cost Daniel Bryan Wrestlemania 28. AJ is a terrible role model and the Diva's belt needs to switch hands.  

Described as "the prologue to SummerSlam," Battleground should definitely not be missed! 

P.S. BRING BACK PUNK!

-LoveBlump

Twitter:: @LoveBlump